Bill Cipher (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
tetrahedonist) wrote2012-10-11 12:30 am
tetrahedonist) wrote2012-10-11 12:30 am
AMA selection
*I WILL TAKE OFFERINGS IN THE FORM OF BENT FORKS, DEFACED DOLLAR BILLS, OR RECORDED SCREAMS!
LETS JUST SAY THOSE PYRAMIDS DIDNT DESIGN THEMSELVES
JUST THE GOOD STUFF! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7uC5m-IRns
Any family? NOT ANYMORE
Favorite constellation? THE SOLAR SYSTEM OF TEEGEEACK
AUGH! DONT REMIND ME OF THAT BOMBASTIC DIAPER-WEARING TYRANT! THINKS HE'S SO GREAT JUST BECAUSE HE'S THE LAST SON OF AN EXTINCT RACE OF TIME GIANTS. WHATS THE POINT OF RULING THE ENTIRE FUTURE IF YOU DONT HAVE OBJECT PERMANENCE AND GET DISTRACTED BY JINGLING KEYS?! I'D DISSEMBLE HIS MOLECULES TO SALT MY MARGARITA IF I COULD, BUT ITS NOT EASY. IF I HAD PHYSICAL FORM....
Can you actually see the future?
I CAN SEE A KALEIDOSCOPE OF TEMPORAL PROBABILITY WITH FLUCTUATING RANGE! I CAN ALSO SEE THAT THERE ARE INFINITE ALTERNATE VERSIONS OF ME IN INFINITE ALTERNATE DIMENSIONS ANSWERING YOUR QUESTION WITH INFINITE VARIATION! ONE OF THEM ANSWERED BY VOMITING A STREAM OF BLOOD AND PRIME NUMBERS OUT OF HIS THIRD MOUTH!
What's your opinion on the tapestry hanging in the Northwest's mansion? You know, the one with you and the bowing people and the fire.
IT CAME OUT PRETTY NICE, DONT YOU THINK?! THE NATIVE PEOPLE OF GRAVITY FALLS REALLY HAD A FLARE FOR CAPTURING MY TRUE ESSENCE. ALTHOUGH THEIR TIMING ON PROPHECIES LEFT SOMETHING TO BE DESIRED! GOTTA HAND IT TO THAT SHAMAN THOUGH, HE WAS A REAL FUN GUY TO TALK TO, EVEN IF HE TURNED OUT TO BE LESS COOPERATIVE THAN I HOPED. HEY, THERE'S ALWAYS THE NEXT GENERATION...
ALRIGHT, YOU GOT ME, I MIGHT HAVE OVERSTUFFED MY RESUME! HEY, THEY SAY DRESS FOR THE JOB YOU WANT, NOT THE ONE YOU HAVE! BUT JUST BECAUSE MY POWER HAS A FEW BLIND SPOTS NOW DOESN'T MEAN I'M NOT ANGLING FOR A PROMOTION, YOU DIG? BETTER START STOCKPILING THE ESSENTIALS SMART GUY!
LITTLE TIP FROM SOMEONE WHO'S BEEN AROUND THE BLOCK- "TRUTH" IS A TATTLETALE WITH NO FRIENDS. "TRUTH" IS YOUR ANNOYING UNCLE WHO SPOILS THE MOVIE. "TRUTH" IS A CONCEPT INVENTED BY POWERFUL LIARS TO GUILT YOU INTO GIVING THEM MORE POWER. DONT FALL FOR THE TRAP. LIE UNTIL WHAT YOU WANT TO BE TRUE BECOMES TRUE. LIE UNTIL YOU CANT REMEMBER WHATS A LIE AND WHAT ISNT. LIE UNTIL YOU ARENT LYING ANYMORE
Your QUESTION IS FLAWED, JACK! You can't just scoop a noun out of a pile and ask what it's "meaning" is. Meaning is determined by conscious judgement, not inherently built into the universe. What if you asked "what is the meaning of yellow?" or "what is the meaning of butterscotch?" YOU'D GET THROWN OUT OF THE DINNER PARTY BUSTER! These chestnuts are as meaningless as your dusty old "meaning of life" foofarah. You can ask life's purpose, definition, function, even it's taste- but you can't ask for it's "meaning". BY THE WAY LIFE TASTES LIKE URACIL CYTOCINE AND THYMINE!! ITS DISGUSTING!!
SPEAKING OF NAMES, "BILL CIPHER" IS BASICALLY A DIMENSIONAL USERNAME
TEAM UP WITH ME. INCREASING MY POWER IS EASY AND ANYONE CAN DO IT! JUST DRAW MY FORM ANYWHERE IN YOUR HUMAN WORLD- EACH IMAGE OF ME ACTS A PEEPHOLE FROM MY DIMENSION TO YOURS. THE MORE I SEE, THE MORE I KNOW. THE MORE I KNOW, THE GREATER MY POWER. THE GREATER MY POWER, THE MORE ENEMIES OF YOURS I CAN CRUSH. JUST SHAKE MY HAND
Tell us a joke
FREE WILL IS REAL!
Are you actually equilateral, or is one of your sides just a teensy bit longer than the other two?
THATS A SICK QUESTION YOU PERVERT
keep on truckin... or should i say keep on trianglin'
YOU SHOUDLNT BUT YOU DID
MY DIMENSION HAS 14 BILLION DIFFERENT GENDERS. ITS VERY CONFUSING. IM HONESTLY NOT SURE. IT WOULD TAKE YEARS OF PAPERWORK TO SORT IT ALL OUT.
SOMEONE WILL HAVE TO CALL I.T. TO TRY RESTARTING THE UNIVERSE
NEVER DO YOUR BANKING WITH A MAN NAMED THOMAS J BEALE
To anyone curious.... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beale_ciphers
Will I be seeing you in my dreams tonight?
LONELY DAYS ARE LONG TWILIGHT SINGS A SONG ALL THE HAPPINESS THAT USED TO BE
So. Bill. We all know pain is hilarious, but what is the MOST hilarious kind of pain?
YOURS!
EDWIN ABBOTT ABBOTT HAS A DECENT IDEA
OPERATION NORTHWOODS
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Northwoods
I THINK IN ALL CAPS
Are there any magical symbols that you hate?
KRYPTOS
LETS JUST SAY THOSE PYRAMIDS DIDNT DESIGN THEMSELVES
JUST THE GOOD STUFF! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7uC5m-IRns
Any family? NOT ANYMORE
Favorite constellation? THE SOLAR SYSTEM OF TEEGEEACK
AUGH! DONT REMIND ME OF THAT BOMBASTIC DIAPER-WEARING TYRANT! THINKS HE'S SO GREAT JUST BECAUSE HE'S THE LAST SON OF AN EXTINCT RACE OF TIME GIANTS. WHATS THE POINT OF RULING THE ENTIRE FUTURE IF YOU DONT HAVE OBJECT PERMANENCE AND GET DISTRACTED BY JINGLING KEYS?! I'D DISSEMBLE HIS MOLECULES TO SALT MY MARGARITA IF I COULD, BUT ITS NOT EASY. IF I HAD PHYSICAL FORM....
Can you actually see the future?
I CAN SEE A KALEIDOSCOPE OF TEMPORAL PROBABILITY WITH FLUCTUATING RANGE! I CAN ALSO SEE THAT THERE ARE INFINITE ALTERNATE VERSIONS OF ME IN INFINITE ALTERNATE DIMENSIONS ANSWERING YOUR QUESTION WITH INFINITE VARIATION! ONE OF THEM ANSWERED BY VOMITING A STREAM OF BLOOD AND PRIME NUMBERS OUT OF HIS THIRD MOUTH!
What's your opinion on the tapestry hanging in the Northwest's mansion? You know, the one with you and the bowing people and the fire.
IT CAME OUT PRETTY NICE, DONT YOU THINK?! THE NATIVE PEOPLE OF GRAVITY FALLS REALLY HAD A FLARE FOR CAPTURING MY TRUE ESSENCE. ALTHOUGH THEIR TIMING ON PROPHECIES LEFT SOMETHING TO BE DESIRED! GOTTA HAND IT TO THAT SHAMAN THOUGH, HE WAS A REAL FUN GUY TO TALK TO, EVEN IF HE TURNED OUT TO BE LESS COOPERATIVE THAN I HOPED. HEY, THERE'S ALWAYS THE NEXT GENERATION...
ALRIGHT, YOU GOT ME, I MIGHT HAVE OVERSTUFFED MY RESUME! HEY, THEY SAY DRESS FOR THE JOB YOU WANT, NOT THE ONE YOU HAVE! BUT JUST BECAUSE MY POWER HAS A FEW BLIND SPOTS NOW DOESN'T MEAN I'M NOT ANGLING FOR A PROMOTION, YOU DIG? BETTER START STOCKPILING THE ESSENTIALS SMART GUY!
LITTLE TIP FROM SOMEONE WHO'S BEEN AROUND THE BLOCK- "TRUTH" IS A TATTLETALE WITH NO FRIENDS. "TRUTH" IS YOUR ANNOYING UNCLE WHO SPOILS THE MOVIE. "TRUTH" IS A CONCEPT INVENTED BY POWERFUL LIARS TO GUILT YOU INTO GIVING THEM MORE POWER. DONT FALL FOR THE TRAP. LIE UNTIL WHAT YOU WANT TO BE TRUE BECOMES TRUE. LIE UNTIL YOU CANT REMEMBER WHATS A LIE AND WHAT ISNT. LIE UNTIL YOU ARENT LYING ANYMORE
Your QUESTION IS FLAWED, JACK! You can't just scoop a noun out of a pile and ask what it's "meaning" is. Meaning is determined by conscious judgement, not inherently built into the universe. What if you asked "what is the meaning of yellow?" or "what is the meaning of butterscotch?" YOU'D GET THROWN OUT OF THE DINNER PARTY BUSTER! These chestnuts are as meaningless as your dusty old "meaning of life" foofarah. You can ask life's purpose, definition, function, even it's taste- but you can't ask for it's "meaning". BY THE WAY LIFE TASTES LIKE URACIL CYTOCINE AND THYMINE!! ITS DISGUSTING!!
SPEAKING OF NAMES, "BILL CIPHER" IS BASICALLY A DIMENSIONAL USERNAME
TEAM UP WITH ME. INCREASING MY POWER IS EASY AND ANYONE CAN DO IT! JUST DRAW MY FORM ANYWHERE IN YOUR HUMAN WORLD- EACH IMAGE OF ME ACTS A PEEPHOLE FROM MY DIMENSION TO YOURS. THE MORE I SEE, THE MORE I KNOW. THE MORE I KNOW, THE GREATER MY POWER. THE GREATER MY POWER, THE MORE ENEMIES OF YOURS I CAN CRUSH. JUST SHAKE MY HAND
Tell us a joke
FREE WILL IS REAL!
Are you actually equilateral, or is one of your sides just a teensy bit longer than the other two?
THATS A SICK QUESTION YOU PERVERT
keep on truckin... or should i say keep on trianglin'
YOU SHOUDLNT BUT YOU DID
MY DIMENSION HAS 14 BILLION DIFFERENT GENDERS. ITS VERY CONFUSING. IM HONESTLY NOT SURE. IT WOULD TAKE YEARS OF PAPERWORK TO SORT IT ALL OUT.
SOMEONE WILL HAVE TO CALL I.T. TO TRY RESTARTING THE UNIVERSE
NEVER DO YOUR BANKING WITH A MAN NAMED THOMAS J BEALE
To anyone curious.... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beale_ciphers
Will I be seeing you in my dreams tonight?
LONELY DAYS ARE LONG TWILIGHT SINGS A SONG ALL THE HAPPINESS THAT USED TO BE
So. Bill. We all know pain is hilarious, but what is the MOST hilarious kind of pain?
YOURS!
EDWIN ABBOTT ABBOTT HAS A DECENT IDEA
OPERATION NORTHWOODS
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Northwoods
I THINK IN ALL CAPS
Are there any magical symbols that you hate?
KRYPTOS